Kia ora!
Between the weather, my roof nearly flying off, and my phone getting alerts like we were about to get nuked it’s been a wild week. But skies are finally clearing, and this weekend is stacked: car meets, book sales, comedy, and more.
And next Wednesday there’s a full-blown knight fight with real metal swords happening! Honestly, if someone doesn’t yell “FOR HONOUR!” during the battle I’m leaving.
Also, if you’re wondering why this hit your inbox on a Thursday instead of Friday, I got a bunch of emails saying Friday was too last-minute to plan anything. Which I understand, so from now on The Auckland Bagel will arrive in your inbox every Thursday at 9AM.
Enjoy this week’s issue 🥯
This Weekend:
🛒 Dangerfield Auckland Super Clearance Sale
Saturday 26 April – Sunday 27 April | 10:00 AM – 7:00 PM
📍 210 Queen Street
Ridiculous deals. First 50 get free gift bags.
🎟️ More info
🛍️ Stirling Sports Warehouse Sale – Up To 70% Off
Saturday 26 April – Sunday 27 April | 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
📍 AUT North Shore
Stirling Sports clearing stock like it’s 2012. Crazy deals.
🎟️ More info
📚 Quarterly Book Clearance
Saturday 26 April | 10:00 AM – 5:00 PM
📍 The Open Book, Ponsonby
Thousands of books for $5. Or 5 for $15. Book nerds this is for you.
🎟️ More info
🚔 Police Recruitment Seminar
Saturday 26 April | 10:30 AM – 1:00 PM
📍 North Shore Police
Thinking about joining the force? Attend this.
🎟️ More info
🎟️ Iliza Shlesinger – Live Comedy
Saturday 26 April | 7:00 PM
📍 Bruce Mason Centre
One of the best to do it. Loud, sharp, and no filter.
🎟️ More info
💃 One Last Dance @ Nanny’s
Saturday 26 April | 8:00 PM – late
📍 Nanny’s Eatery, Kingsland
It’s the final send-off for Nanny’s. Jamaican food, DJs, and a proper farewell party.
🎟️ More info
🎬 Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)
Sunday 27 April | 5:30 PM – 7:40 PM
📍 Academy Cinemas
A timeless Ghibli banger. If you know, you know.
🎟️ More info
🛍️ Long Bay Village Market
Sunday 27 April | 9:00 AM – 2:00 PM
📍 Long Bay Village
Chill beachside market with coffee, food, art, and lots of dogs.
🎟️ More info
🚗 Meguiar’s Coffee & Cars
Sunday 27 April | 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM
📍 Auckland Showgrounds
Muscle cars, JDM, classics and supercars. Bring your camera.
🎟️ More info
🎭 Fashionably Funny Fundraiser
Sunday 27 April | 5:00 PM
📍 Parnell Community Centre
A runway show. But with stand-up comedy. Chaos, in a good way.
🎟️ More info
Coming Up Next Week:
⚔️ Beers & Brawls 5 – Armored Combat
Wednesday 30 April | 7:00 PM
📍 The Beer Spot, Northcote
Guys in full medieval armor beating the heck out of each other. With beer.
🎟️ More info
🍻 Frenzi Bar Crawl – Midweek Madness
Wednesday 30 April | 9:00 PM – 1:00 AM
📍 Auckland CBD
Back-to-back bar hopping with a hyped crowd.
🎟️ More info
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See you next Thursday. Same time. Same place.
— The Auckland Bagel 🥯